LIMITLESS

If only i had the pill that Bradley Cooper takes in Limitless.  That's what me and probably everyone else was thinking in the theater.  If i took it, maybe i'd find a way to clean my fucking room.  Or make it to class on time.  Or help me come up with incredibly witty remarks that "get me girls". It turns Bradley Cooper from a greasy, lonely, loser into a winner who makes millions and has sex with a lot of girls.  Of course, all of these pills have bad side effects, and that's when the movie turns into a dumb thriller.  Like the scene where Cooper is attacked in a subway by what seems like an army of homeless men, because that happens everyday, but because he's on the pill, his brain is working 100 percent so his memory of watching kung fu movies triggers and he suddenly knows how to kick ass.  And there's a pretty bloody scene near the end that is absolutely ridiculous.  Before that, it's pretty entertaining  I'm recommending this movie just for the fact that it is a really cool concept, plus Cooper isn't bad and it's good to see De Niro do a straight role besides Little Fuckers, even though he's hardly on screen.